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@Infrogmation@mastodon.online
2024-04-21 20:07:30

New Orleans signs: Dogs edition
1) Greenville
2) Lower Garden District
3) Esplanade Ridge / Faubourg St. Jean
4) Carrollton Riverbend
Photos by Infrogmation of New Orleans.
@…
#NOLA

Brick rectangular pillar besides the gate to a house. It has a sculpture of a bowl of fruit on top. An old metal fire insurance plaque is attached to the pillar, with a design of a 19th century hand pump fire engine over the letters "F.I. Co."    Two buttons for doorbells are attached to left. Above the plaque is a sign reading "Dogs in Yard".
Metal gate in front of stairs leading to doorway of wooden 19th century neo-classical style house. Hand drawn sign is on the gate. In center is a cartoon drawing of a face, 2 round eyes, small nose, and a wide grinning mouth with sharp teeth. 
Above the face is lettering "BEWARE OF".
Below is text "Alligator", with the word alligator crossed out.
At bottom is text "Dogs".
Wooden utility pole vertically at center of photo. In background is street with 1 and 2 floor residential buildings.  
Attached to the utility pole is a sign, hand lettered on scrap metal, reading "PICK UP FIDEAUX'S POOP".
Wooden picket fence and gate in front of porch and door of a wooden house.  The gate is held shut with both a metal latch and a bungee cord. A medium sized yellow dog is watching passers by from inside the gate.  
A residential letter box is atop a pole beside the gate.  On the front of the letter box is hand written: "Because of Dogs - Please Deliver next door". 
Arrow symbol pointing right. Lower text: "Thank you."
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2024-03-21 01:59:02

"Can you take a look at my bike? My chain was skipping almost all the way home."
"Sure. The drivetrain's pretty old, it's probably time.." *looks* "What the fuck?? How did..?!"
#BikeTooter #CatBikeMechanicsOfMastodon

Top-down view of the rear cassette of a bike. The cassette and chain are rusty (storing the bike outside, whee!), but there's also something like almost looks like a spoke wrapped AROUND the cassette, nestled in between and over sprockets in places
View of the same cassette, this time from the side. The random metal wire thing can be seen going over top of the biggest sprocket, then wrapping around the hub.
That same wire, pulled off the cassette and lying on a wood floor. It looks like  a wire hanger, 12-18" long, and pretty mangled and rusty. There's also the nose and face of a black cat inspecting the wire (my helper feline).
@Caerfinon@mastodon.social
2024-05-21 21:56:00

In the investigative mystery trope the danger is always seemingly harmless to the main character when, to even the casual observer, it is as plain as the nose on ones face.
#Sims4 #TheSims4 #SWLRP

@twcau@mastodon.social
2024-04-22 03:30:25

No… just no @….
The sub editor/social person who posted this toot knew what they were doing here, and it’s honestly a little on the nose.

@BBC2MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2024-03-20 21:13:28

🔊 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio2's #TheFolkShowWithMarkRadcliffe
The Longest Johns:
🎵 John The Red Nose (Cutty Wren)
#TheLongestJohns
open.spotify.com/track/03UPDpH
thelongestjohns.bandcamp.com/t

@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2024-03-11 08:37:01
Content warning:

It's the Day of Selene / Luna's Day / #Monday! 🌛
"Selene (the #Moon) at her full and all the signs with which heaven is crowned. Greetings, all you immortal gods everlasting and immortal goddesses!"
Greek Lyric V Anonymous, Fragments 937, Inscription from the shrine of Askle…

Reddish marble carved votive relief of Selene: a female bust to the front in an arched niche, draped in a sleeved chiton, and with her hair parted in the middle and brought down over her ears, nose now missing, surrounded by a crescent on her head, seven stars in the field around and the signs of the zodiac in low relief; inscribed beneath with an unitelligible Gnostic formula and noted in the catalogue that from its position the inscription appears to have been an afterthought.
@deirdrebeth@mas.to
2024-04-10 04:56:39
Content warning:

I've probably seen Heavy Metal a couple dozen times. Somehow I never saw this absolutely gorgeous art transition. I'm blurring it though because Death
#HeavyMetal
#Taarna
#CoolArt

A few seconds of a scene transition from Heavy Metal's Taarna story.

The image is of the death of a small, bald, pale human wearing a pink tailcoat and bleeding from the nose, mouth, and each of every bolt wound stretching down the body. 
Which does a slow fade into a piece of machinery on a pastoral hill, except each piece of machinery matches the death of the child. There are chimneys where the bolts were sticking out of the torso, and buildings where the torso was, and a bulldozer shovel wh…
@aredridel@kolektiva.social
2024-03-16 02:56:41

I can tell from the slashes on my cat’s nose that the other cat is right-pawed.

Mystik Dan won the 150th running of the Kentucky Derby in a heart-pounding three-horse photo finish on Saturday at Churchill Downs.
The bay colt trained by Kenny McPeek and ridden by Brian Hernandez Jr, who went off at 18-1 odds,
held off Sierra Leone by a nose with the Japanese colt Forever Young third in the $5m race,
the closest finish to a Kentucky Derby in nearly three decades.

@jae@mastodon.me.uk
2024-05-03 16:36:09

This reminds me of the couple that @… and I saw snogging on the Tube in London. Literally was afraid the clothes were going to come off of them during our journey.

@penguin42@mastodon.org.uk
2024-04-14 14:33:26

This Rolson magnifying visor thing works OK; it's got 1/1.5/2.0/2.5/3.5x interchangable lenses and a damn bright LED light. The 3.5x is enough for me able to see even really small pads (field of view is small of course, but that's neck swivelling with these); I can get a loupe to work with them as well to look at the state of a pad.

Myself (beardy and balding) wearing a magnifying head visor with the lenses on my nose.
@deirdrebeth@mas.to
2024-04-10 04:56:39
Content warning:

I've probably seen Heavy Metal a couple dozen times. Somehow I never saw this absolutely gorgeous art transition. I'm blurring it though because Death
#HeavyMetal
#Taarna
#CoolArt

A few seconds of a scene transition from Heavy Metal's Taarna story.

The image is of the death of a small, bald, pale human wearing a pink tailcoat and bleeding from the nose, mouth, and each of every bolt wound stretching down the body. 
Which does a slow fade into a piece of machinery on a pastoral hill, except each piece of machinery matches the death of the child. There are chimneys where the bolts were sticking out of the torso, and buildings where the torso was, and a bulldozer shovel wh…
@aredridel@kolektiva.social
2024-03-16 02:56:41

I can tell from the slashes on my cat’s nose that the other cat is right-pawed.

@bourgwick@heads.social
2024-05-08 13:32:51
Content warning: RFKJRWTF

i mean, that sounds terrifying & i'm sorry he's experiencing that but, uh, maybe i'd send this one back to the writers' room for being just a little too on the nose? (separate or not from mean jokes: an ex-gf worked directly with him like 15 years ago & his weird science & general creepiness scared me then & now.)

New York Times headline; RFK Jr. says a parasite ate part of his brain.
@dxciBel@fruef.social
2024-05-12 15:28:12

die eigentliche pride-hymne beim diesjährigen #eurovision war in meinen augen doomsday blue von bambie thug. der song schöpft tatsächlich aus dem queeren zeitgeist und ist sichtlich von hyperpop-acts wie 100 gecs oder sophie inspiriert.
the code ist zwar auch ein guter song mit eingängiger melodie, aber in seiner ästhetik deutlich weniger scharf. eine typische pride-hymne: out and proud, bunt, on the nose, ohne all die ecken und kanten die queere musikschaffende in den letzten jahren zeigten

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2024-02-25 18:22:43

This is so weird, they’ve been making laptop screens for more than 30 years now and phones for 17 years, you’d think they have it down how to make reliable glass for mobile devices theverge.com/2024/2/23/2408088

@MamasPinkyToe@mastodon.world
2024-04-03 03:32:22

IHOP - the Restaurant with a Nose Penis

The IHOP logo, whose "p" is a penis on the downstroke.
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2024-05-11 17:05:46

Holding my nose and voting for him in Nov, but we really needed better than Biden for this moment in history. And by "we", I mean the entire planet.
hachyderm.io/@mekkaokereke/112

@paulbusch@mstdn.ca
2024-04-26 22:20:49

#jukeboxfridaynight
#WarPeacePower
Maybe a little too on the nose for this week's theme. Ballad of the Green Berets by The U,S, Army Band.
youtu.be/v2Ed6ASAl3o?si=A8PMPE

@brainsik@hachyderm.io
2024-02-24 20:10:08

On the nose how companies can train us to fall for #phishing scams by acting the same as the scammers: alternative domains, inconsistent writing, etc.
troyhunt.com/thanks-fedex-…

@BBC1MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2024-03-12 15:32:32

🔊 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio1:
#GoingHomeWithVick,KatieAndJamie
- Mollie King's Pedal Power for Red Nose Day
Will she make it to the end of Day 2? Updates from Mollie King's epic challenge.
Relisten now 👇
bbc.co.uk/programmes/m001wvt1

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2024-04-28 13:24:38

Justin Rogers 2024 NFL Draft: Combine Results, Scouting Report For Dallas Cowboys DT yardbarker.com/nfl/articles/ju

@MamasPinkyToe@mastodon.world
2024-04-01 17:26:45

Sergeant Kielbasa, seen here not taking guff

Doughty, fiftyish police officer in dress blues. His nose is the size of a hoagie. His eye is on you.
@arXiv_physicsappph_bot@mastoxiv.page
2024-04-29 07:33:51

Ultralow-Power Single-Sensor-Based E-Nose System Powered by Duty Cycling and Deep Learning for Real-Time Gas Identification
Taejung Kim, Yonggi Kim, Wootaek Cho, Jong-Hyun Kwak, Jeonghoon Cho, Youjang Pyeon, Jae Joon Kim, Heungjoo Shin
arxiv.org/abs/2404.17130

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2024-04-29 20:46:10

🔊 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #RileyAndCoe
Osees:
🎵 The King's Nose
#Osees
#Spotify